Postmaster T-Shirts

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

An Impossible Election

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

US Postal Service.

US Postal Service: Neither snow nor heat nor gloom of night stays us from continually raising our prices.

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

US election postal vote controversy

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Mail's here."

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.