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'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Santa called but you were out!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

US election postal vote controversy

An Impossible Election

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

The perfectionist.

Dog traps the postman.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Beware of the Dragon

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hello, Number 6!"

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