Precision Postmaster Prints

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Santa called but you were out!

US election postal vote controversy

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The perfectionist.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Fine Print Letters

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."