Puppy Postmaster T-Shirts

'It's the closest thing dogs have to blogging.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

US election postal vote controversy

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Fine Print Letters

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Self-Employment

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

What they're thinking.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Beware of the Cat.

'Mail' and 'Femail' mailbags.

'Forget it -- they're fun to chase, but they taste terrible!'

Doggy Peer Pressure

Discipline at Doggy School

Letter to God

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"Yes, I'm retiring! It's a great job: extremely quiet most of the time, but it gets very busy at Christmas!"

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.