Post-box Punster T-Shirts

posting a flood insurance claim

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Mystery of the Poets

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Bitter End

Hamlet.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Norman is an island."

Licker Store

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'