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Dog Obedience School: 'I ate my homework.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pavlov's Puppy

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Math Teacher

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dog training

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Doggy Bites

I will not waste chalk kid...

Headshot of perky dog.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Did You Miss Me?

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

Final Exams Today

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

Walking the dog