Divine Humor Seeker Pillows

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

Business for sale.

Today's Sermon: The Fall Of Man

Got omnipotence?

On the eighth day God created blasphemy.

Night-time halo

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"OMG, LOL!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Out for lunch... GOD

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'