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"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

Out for lunch... GOD

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Excommunicate Me.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'