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"I opted for the upgrades."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

God and His Copilot.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"Eighty percent polyester."

Designer

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

Most folks just go with the white.

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

"Too righteous?"

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

'I can't find anything in the rules about it and it keeps the top of my head warm!'

"The President shows up in Houston wearing stilettos."

Uh-Oh. Maybe we shouldn't have put the poison ivy so close to the fig leaves. Eden Landscaping Dept.

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

"It's not quite there, but I really think you're getting close."