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"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Night-time halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"OMG, LOL!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

God creating the galaxy.

"Just my luck."

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

God changes His will.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'New Charismatic'

'...Give me a sign.'

God throwing a lifebelt.

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel