Divine Duty Doers T-Shirts

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

God's Writers Block

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Designated smoking area of the gods

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

In and Out.

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"But we don't have a 'happy hour' or a half-time interval."

"High hopes nothin'. I've got kids to feed."

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"Swag."

'Put it in writing!'

"Jesus! Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

"Tell your father that garbage was on Tuesday."

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

Congress Hits 'Not Quite a Wimp'.

"Please hold. God knows you are waiting."

God and Other Odd Jobs

Since Norman retired he likes to stay useful around the house.

'My dishwasher broke down - he's in hospital with fatigue'.

"It was hallelujahs all 'round when the lad agreed to join the family business."

Sign in Heaven - In case of fire pull