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Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Local News in Heaven

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"I stand corrected..."

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"If I were a carpenter"

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

Angel Fishing

"There's always one!"

"It's become a love/hate relationship."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

God is here/God Was There!

Heavenly Tennis.

"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

Smoke break in Heaven

'It's a transmidder to God!'

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."