Divine Dancers Pillows

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Local News in Heaven

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"I stand corrected..."

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"If I were a carpenter"

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

Angel Fishing

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

Heavenly Tennis.

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"There's always one!"

God is here/God Was There!

'It's a transmidder to God!'

"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

Smoke break in Heaven

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

Angels playing quoits.

Football of the gods!