Divine Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Dialogue

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

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"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."