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God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

The Ordered List

Heaven

The church of our lady of wall street.

How's my Sermon . . .

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

God and His Copilot.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

Sell the Universe !

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

"Yes, reverend, all our stocks are faith-based.2

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

Up on High.

"In hindsight, I probably should have had more than concepts of a plan."