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God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

The Ordered List

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

Heaven

How's my Sermon . . .

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

God and His Copilot.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

Sell the Universe !

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

"Yes, reverend, all our stocks are faith-based.2

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

Up on High.

'Why do they always point at me when they get into an end zone?'