Divine Stock Seeker Pillows

The church of our lady of wall street.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

"And God called the light day."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'I think I've got it.'

Hermes

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

Sell the Universe !

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

Financial advice books for boomers.

Business for sale.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'Don't pay the doctor...'

THE RIGHT PLACE A THE RIGHT TIME, 'It says they're closed for inventory.'