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The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Fishing with God

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Stick Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I slept funny!"

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Dreaming pets.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.