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'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

The one that got away

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Distracting the fish.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Fishing Contest

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I slept funny!"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Stick Dreams

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'Okay, fine. . . Then could you just spread the money out on your desk so I can see what it would've looked like?'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Born to play ball.

Dreaming pets.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Vegan Insomnia

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'