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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

God creates humans.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'What's my fortune then?!

A trap for Santa

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"Watch this!"

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

"I should've never taught you to shake."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

Flirtation

"...and on line 14 you claim 42 arrows and a battle ax as pillaging expenses, but on line 50 you claim them again under arsenal depreciation."

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

'This case has taken a strange twist -- it turns out that my nurse is allergic to you.'

"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."

"The monarch appreciates your wit, but thinks your timing sucks."

Image of devil on poster with caption 'Wanted Undead or Alive'.

"Hello, is this 999?"