Divine Catch Mugs

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Fishing with God

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I slept funny!"

Stick Dreams

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Dreaming pets.

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'