Divine Approvers Pillows

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'What did He do before he was God?'

How's my Sermon . . .

Jesus wept

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"That's just so God."

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Struck Down by Lightning.

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Science And Religion

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

'Is it just me or do birthdays seem to come round much quicker now?'

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

"OK, fine. I'll use one of yours."

"This time, play fair - no secret praying!"