Divine Approvers Prints

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Jesus wept

'What did He do before he was God?'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

How's my Sermon . . .

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"That's just so God."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Struck Down by Lightning.

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Science And Religion

'Is it just me or do birthdays seem to come round much quicker now?'

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"OK, fine. I'll use one of yours."

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

"This time, play fair - no secret praying!"

Gods plan for the shape of the world goes askew