Divination Devotees Mugs

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Your future looks charming.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Hog Futures

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

Big Medium

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."