Diversity Trainer Pillows

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

'In this company, we set a great store by political correctness. How may I call you?...'

'The Government says we have to have diversity training for birds of a feather who flock together.'

Gender.

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

Muslims do not need to condemn terrorism

"The latest reports say that our industry has one of the WORST gender pay gaps on record. . ."

"Top brass have committed to 40$ women in senior posts, but my firm have told me not to get my hopes up!"

"Why are these humans talking about 'Different Races'? I can only see one race of humans on their planet..."

'Kemosabe, I'm not your sidekick just because of some quota, am I'

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Rudy, you didn't show up for the mandatory employee diversity training workshop."

Which seems more kinky...(a) Gay Boy Scouts (b) An adult bigot in tight khaki shorts.

Racism Has A Short Fuse.

Prejudice/Empathy

"So, in compliance with the recent settlement of a 'Hiring Discrimination' suit, here is your new co-worker, Steve."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Glass Ceiling

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Statue of Female Executive