Diversity Champions Pillows

Happy Pride Month!

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'I'll never get used to living in San Francisco -- Yesterday I got a visit from the Avon transvestite!'

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Wishing you a Very Merry Politically Correct Holiday and a Non-Offensive but Happy New Year!

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."