Diversity Champion Pillows

'HR says we should be looking for a little fresh blood any idea what they're talking about?'

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

"Hands up anyone who thinks we have a problem with DIVERSITY?"

"Yes, we're all white, but we're post-racial white."

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"We got tired of explaining to everybody what 'affirmative action' means."

"Lack of diversity is definitely an issue."

'Old boy' tells black woman at interview: 'We fully embrace diversity here - we even have a chap who didn't go to Eton.'

'Hey! -- How do I know this blood test isn't culturally biased?'

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

"Different? Hey, we could use different."

4th of July

'Zeke, round up a posse and don't forget ethnic and gender diversity.'

Administrative Assistants.

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

African-American Easter Egg

'So you're telling me that calling him black is a worse offence, if the offender is a pot?'

"She's apparently very active in the LGBT Community."

"This school has too many immigrants."

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

Color is not a crime

Conference Against Racism, Intolerance and Exclusion

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"

"Welcome."

"For once can we just get together and not bring up color?"

Jury of peers

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"That's so weird! We have a holiday to celebrate the new year, too!"

"White...male...middle class...you'll do."

"Guys, I don't think that's gonna increase the number of Latinos on TV."

LGBT unfair to GBTL