Diversity Trainer Mugs

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

'In this company, we set a great store by political correctness. How may I call you?...'

'The Government says we have to have diversity training for birds of a feather who flock together.'

Gender.

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

Muslims do not need to condemn terrorism

"The latest reports say that our industry has one of the WORST gender pay gaps on record. . ."

"Top brass have committed to 40$ women in senior posts, but my firm have told me not to get my hopes up!"

"Why are these humans talking about 'Different Races'? I can only see one race of humans on their planet..."

"Free at last!"

'Kemosabe, I'm not your sidekick just because of some quota, am I'

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Rudy, you didn't show up for the mandatory employee diversity training workshop."

Which seems more kinky...(a) Gay Boy Scouts (b) An adult bigot in tight khaki shorts.

Racism Has A Short Fuse.

Prejudice/Empathy

"You're prejudiced against blacks!" "You're prejudiced against whites!"

"So, in compliance with the recent settlement of a 'Hiring Discrimination' suit, here is your new co-worker, Steve."

Man, this diversity training is hard.

I don't get Diversity Day. Me either. West Fester Junior High. Everyone already obsesses over our differences. We're all equal, right? That's what they say. So why not celebrate sameness day? Where would all the diversity trainers find work?

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Glass Ceiling

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'