Diversity Training Pillows

'We may be going out of business, but we've got the best damn diversity program in the industry!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Government a la Carte

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Sales and Diversity

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."