Diversity Initiatives Pillows

"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Prejudice/Empathy

Glass Ceiling

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Statue of Female Executive

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"Welcome."