Diversity Policy Pillows

'Management is 110% behind enforcing a diversity strategy.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Trump leaving

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

Glass Ceiling

'The recession is over, again.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Prejudice/Empathy

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Sybil Obama

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'