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The Working Woman's Magazine

Mikado

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

Barbara Streisand

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"It's the racket season again!"

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Celine Dion

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Madonna

Intramission

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

'You don't need another, Herb. By the way, the sweatband goes around your head.'

Naomi Osaka

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Bismark Ballet School

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

You've got henmania

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"She made her hat in rehab."