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'He just sits there all the time in the hope that Mariah Carey might pop in.'

Adele plus inspiration

Turn, turn and turn.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Bernice Mountain Dog

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Fred Astaire

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"I love my luvvie."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Dancing in a circle

Bad Career Move

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Johann Strauss II

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Barbara Streisand

Male Ballet Dancer

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Celine Dion

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.