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Princess Snail Ride

The Working Woman's Magazine

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Mikado

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

"It's the racket season again!"

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Celine Dion

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

'You don't need another, Herb. By the way, the sweatband goes around your head.'

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

You've got henmania

"Whoah, triple denim!"