Distribution Manager Gifts

Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Sale.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Who's next?"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'