Dealership Manager Gifts

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

Drool Marks

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

Car Dealer

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Founder of overnight delivery system is Santa Claus.

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

Distilleries Association

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Yes,I know that Santa is traditionally on the large side. But we'd like ours to be able to get into the store!"

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

City Broker requires Dealer who can keep Wicket

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

'I have a hunch the dealer's gonna bust. I'm taking a card.'

'Stop bringing him cocktails -- he's been asking me how many more magic tricks I know.'

"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'