Distribution Manager Mugs

Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Sale.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Who's next?"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

They get into debt so fast these days...