"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."
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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
How to correctly estimate cooking time
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?
"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.
"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"
'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'
'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'
Texting kills
"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"
"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."
"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."
"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."
The teacher was in favour of comic relief... but, not in class time!'
"That should keep him off our backs for a while."
'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'
Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.
"We don't need waiters since we computerized our ordering process. However, I could use an extra dishwasher."
Ballroom Special Event Tonight. Frank called earlier and asked me to meet him downtown tonight. He said his financial worries are over and he'd pay back the money I loaned to him! Sorry, Ernie, I don't have the money for you after all. This job didn't pay nearly want I thought it was going to. Dishwashers Wanted for $1,000-a-Plate Fundraiser.
"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."
'No, you didn't disturb me. I'm just writing the definitive history of distractions.'
'... and I got this one for being a dishwasher.'
'It's nice of you to let me help wash the dishes Dad!'
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