Dispute Solver Gifts

"You're making some pretty big claims there. Might I remind you that this is a small claims court."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

' A good idea '

Can do...No can do

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Large Emoticon Collider

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.