Disillusionment In Love Pillows

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Cupid misses his shot.

'No sniffing.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Young Houdini