Disillusioned Dreamers Pillows

What ever

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Totalitarian Humour

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Tuesday, 2022

Writers' Compensation

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Pasadena Playhouse War

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Post Post

"Baseball is boring."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

Promises Kept

George Orwell

Air Pollution.

"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."

"I'm from the future."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

The Robot's Trophy

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Dystopian Dad