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Disillusioned Dreamers Mugs
Start their day with a mug that captures the bittersweet essence of disillusioned dreamers—witty, heartfelt, and perfect for those who dream on, despite everything.
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
George Orwell
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'
Totalitarian Humour
'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'
How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
Tuesday, 2022
Writers' Compensation
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills
Big Bubba Is Watching You!
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
Pasadena Playhouse War
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."
Post Post
"Baseball is boring."
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
Promises Kept
George Orwell
Air Pollution.
"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."
"I'm from the future."
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
The Robot's Trophy
Wheel of Sleep Misfortune
"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."
1984 ; pop-up edition...
Dystopian Dad
Disillusioned Dreamers Mugs Collection
Disillusioned Dreamers Pillows
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Disillusioned Dreamers Prints
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