Skeptical Dreamer Mugs

"Baseball is boring."

What else is there to wish for?

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Inbox and Outbox

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

No Action Comics

Man with a Plan

New Year Revolution

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

Live Inside Your Head.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Graduation Day 2020

Employment Office.