Illusion Lover Pillows

'Doctor, are you certain this is an approved surgical technique?'

'Please do not try this at home, unless you have a strong alibi and a brilliant lawyer.'

'Just a little off the hips.'

Optical Illusion.

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

"That's where we are right now."

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Surprised man seeing MAGIC MADE EASY book levitating off bookstand in book shop storefront window.

"That's strange. I had your bill here somewhere..."

'This isn't what I meant by a 'trial separation'!'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"Did you order the rabbit, sir?"

"We only have 60 employees? I could've sworn we had twice as many."

Rabbit in a Hat

Virtual Magic Tricks

"For my next illusion, I shall convince young Steven that he has control over the trajectory of his life!"

3 Card Monte

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

Worm Magician

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Magical cookies! Rose-colored glasses! Illusions of security."

Magician at the Airport

A Remarkable Illusion Caused by an Aeronaut Looping the Loop in a Cloud

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

Why stocks go up forever.

Magician is at airport terminal with cut-in-half assistant on luggage stroller.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

In the world of Magicians, Bernie was known as a true bottom feeder.