Disillusionment In Love T-Shirts

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Cupid misses his shot.

'No sniffing.'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"