Doubt In Relationships T-Shirts

'Whose hair is that on your shoulder?'.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Great Therapy!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"We don't talk anymore."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

DIY marriage counseling.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."