Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?
Dish Duty Duelist Pillows
Add humor to their space with cozy pillows that celebrate the dish duty duelist. Perfect for brightening up their kitchen or laundry room with a touch of wit.
"They look so young and helpless."
Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!
'That never gets old.'
'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'
Free Hugs
'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'
Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.
'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'
"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"
'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'
'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'
Chefs about to duel with custard pies
Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!
"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."
'You want a piece of me?'
'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'
'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'
'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'
'That is one absorbent nappy.'
Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.
Why it's called child-rearing.
"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."
"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"
'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'
Impractical Guide to Having Babies: What's that stuff by the light switch?
Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"
Jim was always willing to help out with the baby wherever he could.
"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"
"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"
"Line one is on line two..."
The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.
"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."
"How we doing for tips today?"
Dish Duty Duelist Pillows Collection
Dish Duty Duelist Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate dish duty duels with witty and humorous designs. Perfect for making chore time a bit brighter.
Dish Duty Duelist Prints
Brighten up their space with vibrant prints dedicated to the dish duty duelist. Perfect for kitchens and laundry rooms needing a cheerful touch.
Dish Duty Duelist T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for dish duty duelists. Bring humor and style to their everyday chores with these clever and comfortable shirts.