Dish Duty Duelist Pillows

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'You want a piece of me?'

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Line one is on line two..."

Tally chart for changing a child's nappy.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: What's that stuff by the light switch?

Jim was always willing to help out with the baby wherever he could.

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"How we doing for tips today?"

"High hopes nothin'. I've got kids to feed."