Discussion Wrangler Gifts

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

High Riders of the Old West

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

The Critic...

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"I need you to line up by attention span."

The Stock Market

"I threaten her masculinity."

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"