Discrimination Demolisher Gifts

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Women Possibilities

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Noise machines for dogs.

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

Born To Raise Dirt

In case of insolvency break glass.

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

Medical school discriminating against women.

'I've declared bankruptcy so many times my attorney refers to me as the 'universal insolvent'.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

Dr. D for Debt Smith.

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

"It's simple, but it works for us!"

Builder adjusting a wall.

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."