Discrimination Debunkers Gifts

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Disparate housewives.

Women Possibilities

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

If Animals Were Racist...

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"I hope it misses us!"

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'They're having a ball up there.'

Trump Campaign Funding

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.